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TODAY ON DFPN,

☻Charlie Sheen still taking up unneeded news space!

☻Why can’t apple make a white iPhone? Never mind global hunger and governmental unrest!

☻Matt Damon doesn’t like Obama. Who the fuck is Matt Damon and why does his opinion matter?

☻How Facebook makes you a whore.

☻Efforts made to reinvent the bicycle instead of water purification systems or something useful leads to…a reinvented bicycle.

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